Woman Inhales Three Steaks In Less Than An Hour, Simultaneously Terrifies And Excites Mankind

Molly Schuyler just wanted some steak. 13 pounds of it, in fact. The Sacramento native ate three steak meals in less than an hour, surely breaking some kind of horrible freak of nature record. And these were full meals, which consisted of a 72-ounce steak, a baked potato, side salad, shrimp cocktail and a roll. No word yet if there was butter on said roll.