31 Days of Calvin and Hobbes: Day 29

There are a number of great conversations Calvin has on the phone. Usually it involves him trying to buy things from a hardware store (often with limited success). I like this because it's so ridiculous, and yet slightly genius. Calvin knows exactly what he's doing, and he's just messing with whoever is on the other line. He figures the call isn't for him, so why not have a little fun? I like that way of living.