Arian Foster Will Not Give You His Hat

This commercial is like two months old, but it still makes me laugh every time. Some random NFL fan wants to have Steven Jackson's game-worn jersey. S Jax explains that it's too sweaty and he shouldn't want it. Undeterred, said fan asks Arian Foster for his hat. But Foster's in the middle of an interview, so that just won't fly. The last line gets me EVERY TIME.